Hustler Video is shooting a porn with a look-alike, titled "Nailin' Paylin." The spelling is sic and so is Hustler. The faux Sarah is Lisa Ann, who "will be nailing the Russians who come knocking on her back-door." In another scene -- a flashback -- "young Paylin's creationist college professor will explain a 'big bang' theory even she can't deny!".... There's also a threeway with Hillary and Condoleezza look-alikes. The video is in pre-production, but is being fast tracked for release before the election.
Yes, it's been said that politics makes for strange bedfellows...but I don't think this was quite the situation envisioned by that age-old bon mot. Hey, if you think I'm kidding, there's actually a script for "Nailin' Paylin"...which is information I really could have gone my entire life without being privy to.
The truly sad thing about this is that it's really just about the most interesting news to emerge from lo, these many months of Indecision 2008. After watching Sarah Palin lying with a smile on her face for the past few weeks and John McCain doing the same (minus the smile) over the past few months, a porn sendup might be just the ticket to relieve the mind-numbing tedium. I think I may have to pass on this one, though. If I'm going to see a naked hockey mom, I'd prefer that she have a smile on her face and be horizontal and within arm's reach...not on a TV screen.
