October 5, 2008 3:15 AM

Today's signs that the Apocalypse is upon us

Some interesting political news and notes:

  • Here's something I'll bet y'all didn't know: Sarah Palin won Thursday's VP debate...not because of superior ideas or debate skills. No, Palin won BECAUSE SHE WAS WEARING A BIGGER FLAG PIN than Joe Biden. THIS is why you could strip me naked, cover me in honey, and stake me to a fire ant bed in Galveston County before I'll watch Faux News Channel.

  • Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader's © favorite "butt boy", Minnesota Republican Senator Norm Coleman is quickly falling behind the same comedian, Al Franken, who first employed this classic (and sadly true) insult.

  • Did you know that John McCain has voted to raise taxes 477 times? You do now.

  • Some folks think that Bush circa 2000 is the moral equivalent of Palin circa 2008. Hey, if she'll quote Ronald Reagan completely out of context, what lie won't she tell?

  • The denizens of BushWorld really do think that they're above the law.

  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck: such a pretty package, such an empty vessel. Man, with friends like this....

  • Don't look now, but people may finally be figuring out that John McCain and Sarah Palin are both lying sacks of dog excrement.

  • Barney Frank is my new hero

  • Something the next President might want to keep in mind: "They're @$$holes" is not an effective strategy or philosophy if you're trying to contain the threat posed by Iran.

  • Darth Vader © stated (with no observable trace of irony) in a speech on Friday that "wildlife conservation" has been a "high priority" in BushWorld. Yeah, it ranks almost as high as promoting gay marriage....

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