'Half-naked women' try out for football: Hmm...you know, no matter how hard I try, I can't seem to come up with a down side to this one....
If you don't think we've come a LONG way over the past eight years (despite the best efforts of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader ©), how 'bout trying a Google search circa 2001?
Yes, you too can now learn the exciting sport of Judo...with Vladimir Putin as your teacher. Man, the next thing you know, Putin will be all over da Interweb and shirtless. Uh, wait...he's already done that?? Damn....
Now here's something you'll NEVER see in Houston: a house in Portland sliding down a hillside. No, that wasn't a design feature or a selling point of this home...but it did manage to take out the home below it.
Who is Joe Six-pack? And why is Sarah Palin so enamored of him? CNN hit the road to find out...and what they found doesn't exactly inspire confidence in the collective IQ of the American electorate.
The Foo Fighters have asked John McCain to stop using their song, "My Hero". Copyright infringement; it's not just a good idea. It's apparently part of the Republican stock in trade.
Less than a month before Election Day, and...well, here's a shock- voting in Florida is once again (still) a clusterf--k.
Election? What election? Here's what really newsworthy here in Portland: Greg Oden made his first on-court appearance in a Trailblazers uniform Tuesday night...and apparently was as good as advertised, albeit a year late. The Trailblazers won, beating Sacramento 110-81. Here on Planet Reebok, though, we're still trying to figure out why 19,321 paid NBA money to see a glorified scrimmage.
October 9, 2008 5:15 AM