If you're 105 and you're still a virgin, don'tcha think it's about time you found out what you've been missing all these years? Jeebus, I think you deserve it.
Uh...if you need me, I'll be in the basement learning judo from Vladimir Putin. No, really....
The McCain campaign is in a lather because Newsweek apparently failed to properly airbrush Sarah Palin's wrinkles for this week's cover of the magazine. As Faux News Channel's Steve
DouchebagDoocy said, what more proof do you need to believe that Newsweek is "totally in the tank" for Barack Obama?From the "Isn't This Why The Internet Was Invented?" Department, comes the online opportunity for you to slap some sense into Sarah Palin. And you thought I just make this stuff up....
If you live in Gibsonville, NC, and you're a Barack Obama supporter...well, good luck finding a place to park, kimosabe!
You know, this whole Presidential campaign thing would be SO much easier if not for that pesky media and their silly questions, don'tchaknow??
When you can be kicked out of a bar for dancing "too gay"...well, you must be in Alabama.
If loving you is wrong, then I don't wanna be...oh, fuhgeddaboudit.... Falling in love with a 13-year-old girl and declaring your love for her is not a good idea if you're a school cop.
If you're going to get busy in your car, location is everything. F'rinstance, doing it in front of a police station while parked in a handicapped spot...not a good plan. Trust me on this one.
You know, when Sarah Palin begins railing against domestic terrorism, she was probably referring to this sort of heinous crime against humanity: kids in Cody, WY, putting Obama stickers on the local GOP office. Oh, the humanity....
You'd think someone would have told the new band director about the "naked van" tradition before they offered him the job....
Perhaps it's just me, but doesn't the idea of being an African-American Republican or a GLBT Republican seem like an exercise in self-loathing?
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