'Joe the Plumber' Is Under Scrutiny: He's like so many things in this campaign: you finally find something you think you can believe in...and it turns out he's a fraud.
McCain: The Fundamentals of Madonna's Marriage are Strong: Yes, elect John McCain and you can watch him do for Madonna's marriage what he's done for anger management: completely (&^% things up.
Glenn Beck Signs Deal To Host 5PM Show On Fox News: Which only really means that being a total dick is not by any means a handicap when it comes to making a handsome living. Indeed, in the case of Faux News Channel, being an ill-informed, know-it-all, intolerant dick may actually be a selling point.
Chris Kattan Divorced After 2-Month Marriage: Two months? You can't even unpack in two month...how in the Hell does a marriage completely fall apart in only two months??
Santorum: Obama Is 'Condescending' Because He Refuses To Wear An American Flag Pin: Hmm...not that this actually matters, but if Santorum is going to demean Barack Obama, he might want to look at who was wearing a flag pin (Obama) and who wasn't (McCain) at each of the three Presidential debates. Dumbass....
Wash Post: Verizon lied, agreed to install free cell towers for McCain before Secret Service got involved: Thank GOD for John McCain...he's just like you and me!! Well, he would be if we couldn't remember how many houses we own.
T-Mobile's G1 with Google is no iPhone - but it's close: Hmm...maybe it's just me, but if you're looking for something that's like an iPhone, why wouldn't you just buy an iPhone?
Chesney's Heartbreak Hotel: OK, so I'll freely admit to being a HUGE Kenny Chesney fan. Even I have to wonder about the wisdom of putting out an album that's so open about his breakup with Renee Zellweger. Shouldn't some things stay private?
