November 23, 2008 6:01 AM

How 'bout a tall, frosty glass of "BUSTED!!"?

A WOMAN is divorcing her husband after he told her it was an "iPhone glitch" that sent pictures of his genitals to another woman. The man's wife, "Susan", consulted Apple after finding a close up image of her husband "pleasuring himself" in his sent emails folder. When she confronted her shocked husband he blamed the message on his phone.

Being the owner of an iPhone myself, I was a wee bit curious about the possibility that this sort of thing could actually happen. Not that I would EVER send this sort of picture to anyone, of course (--snicker--), but COULD my iPhone ever randomly send pictures stored on my phone out to someone in my address book?? Well, as it turns out, the answer is an unqualified "Hell, no!" My iPhone may be an amazing piece of technology, but it's not as yet blessed with any sort of malevolent artificial intelligence.

The need to display one's plumage is a time-honored but little-acknowledged part of the male mating ritual. Of course, being stupid is, sadly, also a time-honored but little-acknowledged part of said ritual. Modern technology has proven to be an unexpected boon to male stupidity,,,and also a detriment to the long-term survival of some marriages.

OK, guys; to those of you who may be unclear on the concept, here's a suggestion. IF you must send pictures of your plumage over da Interweb tubes, DON'T KEEP A COPY OF THE EMAIL IN YOU "SENT MAIL" FOLDER. 'Nuff said about that, eh??

That will be all. You are now free to go forth and adulterate. Just don't coming running to me when the pictures of your Johnson begin showing up on da Interweb.

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