Top Republican Senators Oppose Automaker Bailout: Republicans to Michigan: You didn't vote for us. (&^% you. You're on your own. If you need us, we'll be bailing out Wall Street.
Gingrich: Palin Will Not Be The Future GOP Leader: And neither will Newt Gingrich.
W. Virginia town shrugs at poorest health ranking: Fat, poor, and obese is no way to go through life, son...unless you happen to live in Huntington, WV.
White House serves $500 wine for economic crisis meeting: Symbolism; the gift that keeps on giving. Or not.
Zell Miller campaigns for Chambliss, warns of 'a far-left liberal agenda' in Congress: Thank GOD for brave, patriotic Zell Miller. With his wise counsel, Georgians might never know about Liberal plans to send their children off to re-education camp, where Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi will drink their blood and feast on their young, succulent flesh.
Schwarzenegger Walks Back Claim That Obama Is "Scrawny": It's a good thing that leadership and the ability to inspire are proportional to how much a President-elect can bench press, no?
Kristol: Right-Wing Media Will "Try To Be Cheerful": It's either that or start drinking heavily....
World asked to help craft online charter for religious harmony: And once they've nailed this, Silicon Valley's going to figure out how to get the Pittsburgh Pirates to win the World Series. Talk about dreaming the impossible dream....
Bush Flooded With Pardon Requests: Mike Milken, Marion Jones, "American Taliban": Uh...I took some cookies after my mother told me not to when I was seven. Is it too late for me to apply for a Presidential pardon??
MSNBC retracts false Palin story; others duped: OK, so Sarah Palin DOES know that Africa is a continent. She's still a train wreck looking for a place to happen.
November 17, 2008 5:04 AM