Bush might hold final press conference ... or not: And an eager nation waits in breathless anticipation....
Perino: 'We Did Not Torture': Uh, so how else would you describe the past eight years??
Obama vows to strengthen ties: And a slumping garment industry rejoices. The President-elect was silent on whether the bailout would be directed towards bowties or bolos, and there was also no speculation on whether Windsor knots would become mandatory as government oversight is ramped up.
Terrorist fist jab: 1, E.D. Hill: 0: E.D. Hill is to objective journalism what Jeffrey Dahmer was to vegetarianism.
Perino: Obama 'Should Want' Bush's Political Appointees In His Administration: Right; because if Obama's smart, he'll gravitate towards ineptitude, obstructionism, ideological purity, and abject failure.
Chuck Norris Likens Prop 8 Fight To Anarchy: Chuck Norris is angry. You do NOT want to make Chuck Norris angry.
Alaska Senator Ted Stevens Loses Re-Election Bid: Ah...karma can be a fickle b---h, no? At least he's going to spare himself the embarrassment of being expelled from the Senate...although that would have been rather enjoyable to watch, no?
Paulson won't use bailout to aid econ: Yeah, because otherwise how is he going to ensure he has enough money to bailout out Wall Street and ineptly-managed financial services firms?
Diane Sawyer Sits Down With Ashley Alexandra Dupre, Eliot Spitzer's Hooker: Oh, joy...so we can look forward to the revelation that Spitzer has a tiny penis and a predilection for wearing diapers and bathing in olive oil?
Vice President Cheney and former Attorney General Gonzales indicted: Yeah, it's not much...but it IS a step in the right direction.
Lieberman keeps committee post: We're Democrats! We expect...nay, demand...accountability. We have balls! Except when we don't.
Sixty Years Later, Alleged Nazi Guard May Stand Trial: John Demjanjuk may be 206, but justice will be done...if they have to prop his decaying corpse up at the defendant's table.
November 19, 2008 4:44 AM