Calif. Supreme Court to take up gay marriage ban: On one side, failure and everlasting shame. On the other side, complete destruction and utter devastation. Let us pray that they decide wisely.
Al Qaeda No. 2 Calls Obama Racial Epithet: OK...anyone care to remind me why this fool's opinion of ANYTHING American matters a tinker's damn??
Ex-Call Girl Ashley Dupr‚àö¬©: I'm a 'Normal Girl': "I have a lot of depth, a lot of layers." Uh, let's get something straight here, shall we? You're a call girl. A hooker. A prostitute. You contribute exactly nothing to make this world a better place. How 'bout you just go away and come back when you actually have something positive to contribute? 'KAYTHANXBYE....
FINALLY: Guns N' Roses album to launch on MYSPACE; 17 years in making: MySpace has been around for 17 years? That's almost as long as Axl Rose has had a piss-poor attitude.
NBC Confirms That "Clean Coal" is an Oxymoron: Tune in tomorrow when NBC finally confirms that "Compassionate Conservative" is an even bigger oxymoron.
Joe The Plumber Interviewed By Tufts Student Paper: Tufts student paper? Hmm...isn't that what I have hanging on a roll next to my toilet? Really; isn't this about the only place that any of Joe The Plumber's opinions belong?
Mayor sorry for kids' 'Assassinate Obama' chant: Yeah, we had NO idea the little maroons would actually do that when someone was listening....
Comrades in arms: Castro serenades China's Hu on landmark Cuba visit: An unnamed Chinese official who was present said later that if you closed your eyes, Castro sounded just like Josh Groban.
Kristol: Americans Have Seen 'Plenty Of Coffins' From The Iraq War: Ah, time for yet another visit from Captain Obvious, and it's Bill Kristol??
National Review writer: 'Iraqis remain ingrates.': Yeah, you'd think that after invading their country, destroying their economy and political system, creating a terrorist threat out of whole cloth, and killing something like 100,000 of their countrymen that they could at least pretend to be grateful.
November 20, 2008 5:08 AM