Karolina Kurkova's Missing Bellybutton Explained: Our economy's circling the drain, our sons and daughters are coming home in boxes from Iraq and Afghanistan...and we're obsessing over the whereabouts of a model's belly button?? Repeat after me: WTF???
Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Fight, Get Couples Counseling: Uh, yeah...refer to above item. Rinse. Repeat.
Hillary Clinton Brings Back The Headband: OMFG, it's a trifecta of vapidity. What are the odds?
Bronx Mowgli Wentz: Ashlee Simpson Has Baby: That's not a baby; that's a law firm. How about y'all just go back to work...and call me when you have a real name?? 'KAYTHNXBYE....
Obama Causes Excited Frenzy During Lunch Stop At Chicago Deli: Can't a brother get some corned beef without being harrassed??
Nurse reported over penis size slur: A Swedish nurse has been reported to the authorities after telling a room full of people that one of the guests at his party "had the smallest penis he had ever seen". Ouch...that's gotta hurt....
Neanderthals At Fox News Resurrect Elian Gonzalez In Latest Effort To Undermine Obama (Seriously): What ever it take, man. Whatever it takes.
Jindal in Iowa this weekend: Well, there's only, what? Something like 1400 days until the next election? Time's a-wastin', my friend....
Joyous court climax for Madonna of Orgasm Church: Now here's a church I could get behind...no pun intended....
Britain May Ban 'Happy Hour': First, Happy Hour. Next, the nanny state will ban Haggis and Shepherd's Pie...oh, wait; that might not be such a bad idea after all....
Islamic militants join hunt for pirates in Somalia: Apparently, the Islamofascists REALLY hate it when other, less ideologically correct nutjobs, horn in on their lawlessness and mayhem.
Witches help lift Sweden's job loss curse: Man, you have to know that the economy sucks when news of a company trying to hire 20 witches counts as positive economic news.
November 23, 2008 5:02 AM
