Obama skips church, heads to gym: James Dobson's head exploding in 4...3...2....
Nate Silver's Projection: Franken Wins Recount By 27 Votes: A twenty-seven vote margin out of almost three million votes cast. You know, it might be simply (and it would certainly be a helluva lot more entertaining) if Al Franken and Norm Coleman agree to a steel cage death match during halftime of a Minnesota Vikings game.
Chinese Media Blasts Guns N' Roses Album: Y'all are going to have to help me out here. How in the world is an album from a washed, dissolute, and irrelevant one-time rock star represent even the smallest threat to China? I'm thinking that just ignoring Axl Rose would have been the far wiser course.
Russians Shun Vodka in Hard Times: Yes, now it's official...the world economy really IS in desperate straits.
"Liberal" Alan Colmes To Leave Fox's "Hannity & Colmes": And a shocked nation recoiled in horror: Alan Colmes is a Liberal???
Bush 'Very Pleased' With Iraq War Outcome Sure, I suppose if you can ignore the young Americans shipped home in boxes and the others who returned home missing limbs, their youth, and the mental and emotional health...well, it HAS been a rousing success, hasn't it?
Chambliss's Profligate Spending On Golf Outings With Lobbyists: Yep, this is just the kind of inspired leadership that Georgia needs in the US Senate...a golf addict with a single-digit handicap.
Judge sentences noise violators to listen to Barry Manilow: Personally, I would have gone with Tom Jones, but I'd imagine the judge got his point across.
Minister 'too tired' for 7 days of sex: Yeah, I know; it's just SO much like work. We should all have it so bad....
Bailed-out companies AIG, Citibank have no plans to cancel expensive sports sponsorships: Well, you can always get more employees. Plastering your corporate logo over glittering jock palaces? Well, that's a LOT tougher to come by.
Perino: 'I absolutely feel comfortable' lying about the Bush administration's torture record: Because lying is the one thing that virtually all Bushies exactly at. Indeed, it seems to be a job requirement.
UK Mother: I flushed newborn in toilet by accident Unfortunately, she meant to stash the kid in the freezer. Oops...my bad....
Michelle Obama's new role prompts passionate debate: You realize,of course, that Mrs. Obama will not even be paid for being First Lady. How about y'all wax apoplectic about what her priorities need to be...when she's drawing a salary. Until then, how about y'all just keep your powder dry and your self-interested opinions to yourselves? 'KAYTHNXBYE....
November 25, 2008 4:43 AM