Claremont parents clash over kindergarten Thanksgiving costumes: What do you get when you combine clueless, insensitive White Folks with a holiday that celebrates repression and subjugation? Yeah, Happy (&^%$#@ Thanksgiving, eh??
NYC On Ticket Blitz; 200 Traffic Agents Added: Better Be On Your Best Behavior With Your Car Because Cash-Strapped City Is Out To Raise $66 Million: 'Cuz ya gotta balance the budget somehow, right??
Barbara Bush undergoes stomach surgery: In the midst of surgery, doctors discovered what most observers had long suspected: Barbara Bush has no soul.
California bigger bankruptcy risk than Slovakia: Yeah, but at least Slovakia has better hockey players.
Britney Spears feels old and boring: Yeah, it's got to be tough to be used up at 26....
Palin To Meet Obama After Campaigning In Georgia: An Obama spokesman had no comment on reports that the meeting's agenda included the phrase, "Pistols at 20 paces".
South Korea seeks to jail actress for adultery: If they tried to do the same thing here in the US, 1/3 of the adult population would end up in jail.
Court: Vatican can be sued for priest abuse: So, accountability isn't dead, then?
Court backs overseas searches: And you thought you were safe from the clutches of Big Brother once you left the country? Apparently, being an American means never truly being out of reach of your government.
NOLA: The most violent U.S. city: We're the New Orleans Chamber of Commerce, and we did NOT approve this message....
Big Bailouts, Bigger Bucks: $100 billion here...$700 billion there. Pretty soon you're talking about real money.
Porn in a flash: A troubling surge in creepy "upskirt" photography has lawmakers in a twist -- and the body parts of women posted all over the Internet: Is it just me, or are they WAY too many dateless males out there with far too much time on their hands??
November 27, 2008 4:18 AM
