Old Bridge High School drama teacher accused of sex with student: OK...17-year-old boy has sex with hot 35-year-old female teacher. Uh...how, exactly, is this supposed to be harming the psychological well-being of said young-'un?? And how sad is it that I'm jealous?
The Demographics of the Proposition 8 Vote: Prop. 8 supporters tended to be less educated, more religious. Are you as shocked as I am??
Man charged with battery after reportedly shoving cheeseburger into girlfriend's face: I just love watching young couples working through their problems...don't you? It just kinda makes me feel good knowing that...fast food can be used as a weapon??
Will Supreme Court take case on Obama's citizenship?: That there are supporters of the nutjob behind this keeping vigil at the Supreme Court only proves that these dateless fools have WAY too much time on their hands.
College tuitions increasingly out of reach in US: Yeah, but if you were meant to have a college education, you would have been born with a trust fund, right?
Senator Hutchison Moves Towards Running For Texas Governor: Nice...one knee-jerk, empty-suit Republican replacing another. Now that's some Texas leadership....
I'm mad at Barack Obama: OK, so before we all go off the deep end bloviating about how President-elect Obama hasn't picked a Cabinet that reflect our own particular prejudices, can we just step back a moment. Hey, if Karl Rove likes what he's seeing...well, shouldn't that be good enough for us? ;-)
Salvation Army leader to lose job over marriage: Inbreeding. We expect it.
Nigeria 'witchdoctor' held over 110 child deaths: Here's a hint: if you're going to go on television and admit to killing 110 child that you thought were inhabited by evil spirits, you can't claim to be surprised when your witch-doctoring business goes south.
2 camels found abandoned in Juarez: If you're missing two camels, the Juarez police would like to have a word with you.
Tobacco trial: Philip Morris disputes addiction claims: Just you become irritable, begin shaking, and break into a cold sweat when you don't have it...well, that doesn't mean you're addicted to it.
US gives Mexico anti-drug funding: A $197m (£133m) aid package to help Mexico fight drugs cartels has been released by the US government: Thank GOD there's no corruption in Mexico...so we can rest easy, knowing that our $197 million will all be used for it's intended purpose.
Female art students more sexually active than male science nerds: study: And I would have willingly donated my body to science for this one....
Death-threat in e-mail scam tries to scare people out of their money: I was paid to eliminate you and I have to do it within 10 days. ... I might just spare your life, $8,000 is all you need to spend. Sweet Jeebus, but I love da Interweb....
Bushes Buy Home In Wealthy Dallas Neighborhood: And there go the property values.... Then again, Dallas deserves them...as if Dallas didn't already suck enough.
Cleveland-area TV meteorologists disagree with prevailing attitude about climate change: Well, OK, then...I guess I'll be getting that Hummer H2 Urban Assault Vehicle for Christmas, after all! Besides, after the Rapture comes, who's going to care about the environment, anyway??
December 5, 2008 4:30 AM