For Bush's staff, upbeat talking points on his tenure. Administration officials get a memo from the White House suggesting what to say about the last eight years: President Bush upheld 'the honor and the dignity of his office,' for one: Hey, if Stalin and Lenin could rewrite history....?
FOX Camera Picks Up Something Extra In The Vikings Locker Room: Yep, there's nothing better on a Sunday afternoon that checking out some dong in an NFL locker room on national television. You might want to send the kids out of the room for this one, knowhutimean??
ILLINOIS GOVERNOR CHARGED WITH TRYING TO SELL OBAMA'S SEAT: It's Chicago; the birthplace of patronage. Whaddya mean you can't sell a Senate seat??
Emma Watson: I'd Go Naked: And so would I.... ;-)
Following Blagojevich Arrest, Obama Senate Seat Put On eBay: Hmm...I was born in Chicago. I wonder what the "Buy It Now" price is??
Court to Larry Craig: You're still guilty: Yep. Still gay.
NFL laying off about 150: Because apparently, team owners aren't making enough gazillions as it is.
Prostitutes Also Feeling The Pinch: You know, I'd love to help, but there are limits to how far even I will go....
Cuba Cracks Down On Bloggers: Because ideas really ARE the enemy.
EPA Administrator Stephen Johnson: There's 'not a clean-cut division' between religion and science: Hmm...let's see,,,so what you're saying is that there's no "clean-cut division" between the empirical and the imaginary? Well, for an administration which believes that the truth is fungible and adaptable to whatever they need it to be, I suppose this isn't as shocking as you might think.
First Virtual World For Muslims Debuts: Yeah, and I hear that the virtual Taliban are a hoot.
Alleged bedroom visitor left ID behind: Real Men of Genius: Today we salute you, Mr. "Forgets ID while Fleeing Underage Girl's Bedroom" Guy. Sometimes, the trolls at FARK really do manage to nail it
December 10, 2008 5:27 AM
