Got Snow?: Sure, honey...I'll watch "Charmed" when it snows in southeast Texas. Wait...what??? OK, I'll get the popcorn....
Bush Legacy Watch: Is he the next MLK?: Perhaps not...but how long do you think it will be before we learn that Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © developed the polio vaccine, ended the Cold War, AND found a cure for HIV/AIDS? The man has been BUSY.
NASA has become a transition problem for Obama: What do you get when "I drink your milkshake!" meets "I piss in your sandbox!"? How about NASA Administrator Mike Griffin, who seems to have forgotten that he serves at the pleasure of the President. Forced career change coming in 4...3...2....
Bush Awards Presidential Citizen Medal To Watergate Crook Chuck Colson: Because when God is on your side, you can be rewarded for being an unreconstructed uber-Christian bigot.
Clinton To Take Pay Cut For Secretary Of State Position: Methinks HRC still isn't going to be worrying about where her next Big mac is coming from.
U.S. Climate Change Delegate: My Biggest Regret Is Not Putting More Spin On Bush's Record: Yeah, if only you'd been a wee bit better at propagandizing, perhaps The Worst President EVER © might be at a 22% approval rating instead of 21%. Slacker.
Man, 50, accused of using squirt gun to spray fox urine on teen pranksters: What...and you have a better way to keep the neighborhood kids off your lawn??
WATCH: Hamster On Piano Eating Popcorn Gains YouTube Fame: Really, isn't this what the Internet was invented for?
KFC Workers Fired For Bathing In Sink: Well, I suppose we should be happy that they're at least practicing good hygine, no??
Cop finds drugs on woman who forced him off road: Rule # 1 if you insist on carrying drugs: it's generally not a good idea to attract the attention of the local constabulary.
Albany outdoor couch law to take effect: Thankfully, the law didn't address the time-honored ritual of shooting beer cans off the neighbor's fence.
Everything Must Go! McCain Campaign Selling Equipment At Discount Prices: Hey, how much for that used Right-wing ideologue in the window?
December 12, 2008 4:49 AM