How Waterboarding Got Green Light From Bush: Told It Was "100 Percent Effective": Yeah, it works even better than condoms!!
Coal Front Group Forced To Take Down 'Coal Carolers' Campaign In The Face Of Widespread Scorn: Because propaganda, when done well, is a beautiful thing. Too bad this was neither well done nor beautiful.
NFL Dong, Women In the Lockerroom And ... A 'Roman War Helmet'?: Hey, man...the last thing I saw something that small, it had an eraser on the end of it....
Gingrich Offers To Be Rep.-Elect Cao's Liaison To The African-American Community: In what truly has to be one fo the most memorable "WTF??" moments in the political history of the Republic, Gingrich has apparently forgotton that he's as White as they come.
Fed Refuses to Disclose Recipients of $2 Trillion: Trust us; we're the government. We know what we're doing....
Emanuel To Reporters: "I'm Getting Regular Death Threats": Which can only mean that you're doing something right.
Cheney To GOP Senators: It's 'Herbert Hoover Time': Yeah, try not to snicker too much as you sneak out of Washington to your permanent secure location. 'KAYTHNKBYE....
Ashcroft: Detaining Terror Suspects At Guantanamo Bay 'Has Been A Humanitarian Act': Hey, they got three squares a day. What more could they have possibly wanted? (Hmm...their freedom???)
CNN's Michael Ware On Covering Iraq: "I Am Not The Same F--king Person": Gee, ya think?? Eight years of senseless violence, rampant incompetence and ineptitude? Eight years of traveling down the rabbit hole that is Iraq? Yeah, I doubt that any normal, sane person could claim to be the same after being witness to that.
Now we know why they call them "Red" states: Because if you're a Republican Senator, you'd rather kill one person's goat instead of trying to figure out how to provide goats to everyone.
McCain Campaign Sells Info-Loaded Blackberry to FOX 5 Reporter: Well, the campaign's motto was "Country Frist", not "Personal Privacy First", eh??
DeMint warns of 'riots' if Detroit bailout is passed: Why not just go back to trying to blame the mess on the myth that UAW workers make $70 an hour? At least then you could pretend you actually knew what you were talking about.
December 13, 2008 5:46 AM
