George Will: Bush to defend Miers and other 'insufficiently appreciated' decisions in his memoirs: Yeah...it'll look a lot like a Captain America comic book...and it will sell like the collected works of Jeffery Dahmer.
Nate Silver: Harry Reid has been exceptionally ineffective as the Democrats' majority leader: DING!!! Tell him what he's won, Don Pardo!!!
Survey: More Women Would Give Up Sex Than Internet Access: Right...and this proves...well, what, exactly??
Was Turner Gill Denied The Auburn Job Because Of His White Wife?: Well, this IS Alabama we're talking about, and Gill IS African-American? Draw your own conclusions, eh?
Cheney: Obama Will "Appreciate" What We Did To The Office: Yeah, he'll certainly "appreciate" that you spent eight years turning the White House into the personal playground of corporate greedheads and dominionist theocrats. Nice work, eh??
Caroline Kennedy Wants Hillary's Senate Seat: She's rich! She's well-connected! She's Democratic royalty! She COMPLETELY unqualified!
Beck: No one is talking about 'real issues' like Sarah Palin's church being burned down: And you wonder why I like to refer to Glenn Beck as "The Dumbest (&^%$#@ Human Being on the Face of the Planet". Jeebus H. Koresh...will someone please by the dickweed a (&^%$#@ clue??
Gay penguins expelled from zoo colony for stealing eggs are given their own to look after following animal rights protest: Something tells me that the penguins are missing the political significance of this "controversy".
Sean Avery Out In Dallas: How big a dick do you have to be to wear out your welcome in the NHL? Well, Sean Avery just found out. And how messed up do you have to be in order to be required to undergo anger management counseling when your job involves beating the snot out of large, angry men?
US homes decline over $2 trillion in value: Hey, maybe I'll be able to afford to buy a house here in Portland before long!!
December 16, 2008 5:21 AM