Bush: Jeb "Would Be An Awesome U.S. Senator": Yeah, just like you were an "awesome" President.... I'd hazard a guess that his definition of "awesome" is somewhat different than yours or mine.
Study: Romantic Comedies Ruin Your Love Life: Two out of three doctors surveyed suggest sticking to porn.
BUSH: I'M NO HERBERT HOOVER: No, you're infinitely more stupid and far more dangerous. Herbert Hoover didn't spend eight years subverting the rule of law and fighting an illegal and immoral war.
Whistler reopens after ice causes gondola tower collapse: Hmm. Ice. On a ski lift. In Canada. Wow...whodathunkit??
Poll: 37% of Americans Unable to Locate America on Map of America: Nothing explains eight years of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © better than this. These are the same folks who put him in the White House and kept him there. Nice work, eh?
This Shoe's for you, MTA! Protestor at board meeting inspired by Iraqi who threw shoes at Bush: Imitation really IS the sincerest form of flattery, no? Somewhere, Muntader al-Zaidi is smiling...through broken teeth, no doubt.
Humanitarian Bowl Ticket Sales In The Dozens: Hmm. Maryland vs. Nevada. In Boise, Idaho. In freakin' December. Am I the only one who thinks the game will be played in front of 45,000 empty seats? I didn't think so.
Chrysler Closing All 30 Plants For One Month: D'ya think that the company will use the time to develop a car that doesn't suck?? Nah, I didn't think so, either.
Russia 'to give' Lebanon war jets: Because, Lord knows, the one thing the Middle East doesn't have nearly enough of is high-powered weaponry....
Bush Rewrites History: 'I Never Said The Taliban Was Eliminated': Yeah...except for when you did.
Winter Weather Hits Las Vegas: Snow. On the Las Vegas Strip. And it didn't require a mirror, a razor blade, and a rolled-up $100 bill.
Karl Rove's advice for Obama: 'Dissent must be encouraged.': Right. After all, the Bush Administration was a simmering pot boiling with dissent. Oh, wait....
