Man Sues United Airlines For Getting Him Drunk -- Causing Him To Beat His Wife: Tune in tomorrow when we mourn the death of personal responsibility.
Book: Tenet drunkenly mocked Bush neocons, right-wing Israelis: Swimming trunks? $25. Bottle of fine scotch? $60. The director of the CIA in the pool of a Saudi prince, ranting drunkenly about neocons and Jews? Priceless. Ah, alcohol...the truth always comes out when alcohol is involved, eh?
Consumer-friendly credit card rules coming: Strangely missing from the list of new rules: living within your means, paying your bill on time, and reading the terms of the agreement.
Woman charged with leaving baby while shopping: Well, if you're going to be away from your car for awhile completing your Christmas shopping, why not have your baby guard the car while you're gone?
Elisabeth Hasselbecks's Top 25 Annoying Moments: I suspect it was a helluva challenge just to whittle the list down to 25 moments.
Teacher Accused Of Sexual Relations With Student At Home, On Dirt Roads: It's all fun and games until you have to start picking gravel out of places where gravel isn't supposed to be.
FRANKEN VICTORY PROJECTED: The US Senate is about to become a whole lot more amusing.
To Avoid Paying $25 Million, Insurance Co Claims Smoke Killing 3 In Fire Was "Pollution": How are they supposed to stay in business if they're expected to pay huge settlements like this? Then again, this sounds like a legal argument produced by an attorney with WAY too much time on their hands....
Cheerleaders Won't Stop Posing Nude For Cell Phone Photos: A sure way to ruin a promising nude cheerleader story: When it involves a creepy janitor, a cell phone camera and the term "Mr. DeSimone has been ordered to stay away from the middle school." Yeah, we LOVE technology, don't we?? Yes, we do.
Iowa Town Uses Garlic Salt To De-Ice The Roads: The good news is that local Italian restaurants are reporting a booming business these days.
December 19, 2008 5:13 AM