Rush Limbaugh Jokes About Mika Brzezinski's Mugging: Mr. Sensitivity to the rescue, eh? Jeebus, what a freakin' @$$wipe....
Jenna Bush: I Was A Little Naive About How People Would Treat Our Father: Uh...no, perhaps you were just naive about what a completely intellectually inflexible moron your father is?
SEC Report: Employees Browsed Porn, Ran Private Businesses: At least they're weren't snorting crystal meth off of a toaster oven...because then they'd be the Department of the Interior.
First Details Emerge About Joe And Jill Biden's Second Puppy: Screw the recession...here's news you can use!
Look On The Bright Side, You Aren't Mrs. Ted Haggard: Imagine having to wake up next to that (&^%$#@ hypocrite every morning? I think I'd be playing Russian Roulette with four loaded chambers
How to spend $350 billion in 77 days: It's a lot more difficult than you might think.
The Media Dodge the Shoe, Too: The media thinks the media's obsession with the media's coverage of the media's influence on that shoe-thrower in the media might be bad news for the media, says the media. A little honest self-assessment goes a long ways. I'm just not sure this is it.
Old law caps rail rides at 5 cents: 1. Build light rail system. 2. Take cars of road. 3. Help the environment. 4. Profit. Uh...wait. It was all fun and games until someone realized that Phoenix has a law capping trolly fares at 5 cents. Well, so much for the profit idea....
ARNOLD ORDERS CALIFORNIA WORKERS TO TAKE UNPAID LEAVE: If your work for the State of California, there will be some extra coal in your stocking this year.
Doctors Fear "Wii Knee" Epidemic This Holiday Season: And you wonder why I don't play video games....
December 20, 2008 5:24 AM