Across North America, 'tis the season to steal baby Jesus: Jeebus H. Koresh, y'all...how low must one sink in order to steal a baby Jesus figurine from a Nativity scene?
Sex among jurors could mean new trial: [Insert joke about (well) hung jury here.]
Al Franken still ahead by 48 votes: STILL think your vote doesn't count??
Ghana Asks Dutch University To Return Severed Head: Yes, the owner would very much like it back, please....
Doctor keeps license after oral sex with patient: No, this wasn't what they meant when they said "oral exam".
Hef's Christmas Card: Bodypainted Twins: So, what does Hugh Hefner have that I don't? OK...besides the vast fortune and the mansion....
Wall Street unable & unwilling to explain TARP billions: Thanks for the moolah, but if you think we're going to tell you what we're doing with it...well, (&^% you very much....
Raunchy Swedish bible falls foul of US sensitivities: A Swedish version of the Bible makes it's US debut. What could possibly go wrong? Well, except for the racy photos and the men kissing, that is.....
JonBenet Ramsey: 12 years later and still a mystery: Nancy Grace: the gift that keeps on giving....
Santa can call Canada ho-ho-home: Finally. After generations of being a stateless vagabond, Santa Claus finally has a home country that will tax him into insolvency. Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. And he's a tax cheat.
Brit Hume Signs Off As "Special Report" Anchor With Video Message From Bush And Cheney: Unfortunately, Hume's audience had long since fallen asleep....
Rove: Joe Biden Is Trying To Acquire More Power Than Dick Cheney: You know what truly amazes me about Karl Rove? It's that a man with such a tiny penis can be such a huge dick.