Fox News Finds Typo, Blames Liberal Conspiracy: G-----n Libruls...we're always (&^%$#@ things up, aren't we??
Investigators Seize Weapons, Ammo, Sneakers From Plaxico Burress' Home: When plain old garden-variety stupid isn't nearly enough. And those sneakers...well, you never know when they might go off, right?
Reigning Mexican Beauty Queen Arrested In Gun-Filled Truck With Alleged Drug Traffickers: Welcome to this week's episode of "Hookers and Blow"!
SEC Chair Asked If He Deserves Blame For Wall Street Crisis: 'Absolutely Not,' It 'Wasn't The SEC's Job': Come on, now...do you see the word "oversight" anywhere in the commission's name? I didn't think so.
Holiday Dinner Prep: 5 Snappy Retorts To Your Right-Winger Loved Ones: Because "You Lost. Stop Whining." just isn't creative enough.
Man allegedly leaves daughter in cold: If you have to steal from a WalMart, you might want to make sure you didn't leave your doubt in your car. In sub-freezing temperatures. Oh, and you might want to avoid getting into a physical confrontation with security. If you can't do these these things, at least make sure that your drugs are someplace where they won't be discovered during a strip search.
Canadian buried in snowbank survives for 3 days: What kept her going? Molson, poutine, and the hope that she might live long enough to see her Maple Leafs finally win a Stanley Cup.
Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again: So, congratulations to Armstrong, who proves that you can fly a plane with only one engine and still deliver the passengers to their intended destination.
SLIDESHOW: Other Shirtless Presidents: The eye bleach...it does NOTHING!!!
Amy Winehouse's Topless Caribbean Holiday: EYE BLEACH!!! MUST HAVE EYE BLEACH!!!