Pope: Being Gay Is Like Rainforest Destruction: I guess now we know why he's call "God's Rottweiler". Clueless. Homophobic. Mean-spirited. Built to stay that way.
iBoobs: Rejected: An application that lets iPhone users jiggle a pair of animated boobs was rejected by Apple, because of some "objectionable content" or whatever. Hey, c'mon now...isn't this why we all bought iPhones in the first place??
The Year In ... Cheerleading: Because nothing says "gender equity" like hot girls in short skirts jumping around while cheering for men to exert themselves.
Is Sleeping Good for the Heart? Amid Holiday Rush, Getting Good Sleep May Help Your Heart, Research Suggests: Wow. Sleep is good for you? Look's like Captain Obvious is going to be with us for awhile, eh??
Police: Man set fire to home after he didn't get a present: When angry and unsure of how to appropriately express that anger, burning down a trailer probably isn't the way you're going to want to go.
The Year In...Field Trips: I don't get out much, so I've learned to live vicariously through the exploits of others. Hey, it's cheaper that way.
Iowa City considers ban on happy hour: Uh...if you live in Iowa, you probably NEED happy hour to help you forget that you live in Iowa.
Grade School Break-up Ends in OC Stabbing: No, not the kids. The MOTHERS. Nothing quite setting a sterling example for the kiddos, eh?
The Year In ... Restroom Hijinks: Yessirree...there's nothing quite like reveling in the foibles and shortcomings of others to help me feel better about myself.
CANDIDATE FOR RNC CHAIR DISTRIBUTES "BARACK THE MAGIC NEGRO" SONG: In case you need any more evidence to convince yourself that Republicans deserve to become the permanent minority party....