'Incompetent' is the top word that Americans associate with President Bush: "War criminal" and "dominionist theocrat" should follow closely behind. Remind me again; why did more than 54 million of y'all vote for him in 2004?
Sarah Palin 2009 Calendar Tops On Amazon: A new genre: GILF calendars. Let's hope that this genre dies a speedy and well-deserved death. Who knew that vapid, vacant, folksy, and hot would look like this? Eww....
'Toughest Sheriff' takes act to small screen: What do you get when you take a self-promoting attention whore, put him in front of a camera, and tell him to do his thing? Sheriff Joe Arpaio...an embarrassment to Phoenix, Maricopa County, and the entire state of Arizona. Come for the pink underwear...stay for the civil rights abuses.
Philadelphia Man Shot Because Family Talked During Movie: Greetings from Philadelphia, where "Shh!" is code for "STFU before I pop a cap in yo' @$$!!"
Baby Bikinis: 2008's Dumbest Ideas: I never cease to be amazed by the stunning depth and breadth of human stupidity...and 2008 certainly didn't disappoint. Beauty may be only skin deep, but stupid goes straight to the bone.
Failed party trick lands Swedish man in burn unit: If your attempt to impress your girlfriend involves gasoline, matches, and a body part to be named later, you might just want to rethink your clever plan. What could possibly go wrong? Besides everything?
Hospital to remove Clemens' name: Roger Clemens had it all: fame, fortune, a beautiful family, and the respect of baseball fans and players. Then he apparently decided to cheat. Time to kiss that bust in the Hall of Fame goodbye, eh??
Tennessee coal ash disaster three times larger than originally estimated: Ah, yes; "Clean Coal"; the solution to all our energy problems....
Australia building internet Maginot Line: It's not "censorship". It's "protecting Australians from themselves and their baser instincts". And it's horrible, terrible, very bad idea. Next, they'll come for our books, magazines, and newspapers...and free speech dies a quiet, gradual death....
Desperate: States Consider Selling Roads, Lotteries, Parks To Raise Cash: Say hello to "The Vagisil Brooklyn Bridge"....
December 28, 2008 6:32 AM
