Mrs. Bush: Bush presidency not a failure: Deep, ongoing recession? Check. More than four thousands dead Americans in Iraq? Check. Failing to prevent 9.11 despite the warnings? Check. Yeah, I think that sounds like your basic EPIC FAIL, don'tchathink??
Poll: Dictator Stalin A Strong Contender For Most Popular Russian: This is why you never hear the words "Russian" and "functional democracy" used in the same sentence. Oxymorons tend to be like that.
Photo surfaces of Bush with the father of pardoned housing scam artist Isaac Toussie: Hmm...pardons for sale, anyone? If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck...just sayin'....
US offers Viagra to Afghan warlords: We got wood!!!
Sheriff holds 180,000-carat emerald: If you happened to notice that your 850-lb., $370 million emerald has gone missing, the LA County Sheriff's Department would like to talk to you.
Organizers strip Mexican beauty queen of title after drug bust: Yeah, I know; it starts with "organizers strip Mexican beauty queen....", but it's not what you might have been hoping for.
Bid to ban binge booze gimmicks: Is it just me, or does Australia really translate in Latin as "nanny state"?? Next, they'll be requiring that all hookers wear knee pads...hey, wait a minute.... ;-)
Taleban threaten to blow up girls' schools if they refuse to close: "Female education is against Islamic teachings and spreads vulgarity in society". Yeah, and these trolls know as much about Islam as I do about nuclear fusion. Most of the Taliban wouldn't know a Koran if one wacked them upside the head.
Ticketed teens arrested in cop's car burning: Something tells me that we probably shouldn't be hanging our hopes on these two brainiacs finding a cure for cancer down the road.
Sludge spill estimate triples to 1 billion gallons: Thank goodness we can look forward to Clean Coal taking care of all of our nation's future energy concerns, eh?
A Former Governor on How Karl Rove Destroyed His Life: So, how come Don Siegelman was the one who went to prison...and not Karl Rove?
The blog that saved Christmas: So there; it's NOT just pointless bloviating by dateless men sitting at a keyboard in their underwear...uh, wait....
