Court: New Jersey woman can pursue perfume lawsuit: Yeah, but she was OK with the idea of smoking three packs of cigarettes a day for 43 years. Ah, hypocrisy...thou art a fickle wench....
5 Somali Pirates Drown With Their Share Of $3 Million Ransom: Ah, yes; karma can be a real b---h, no? Yes, she can.... ;-)
Sheboygan girl, 17, charged for allegedly having sex with boy, 14: She was charged with a misdemeanor. The day before, a 17-year-old boy was charged with a felony for having sex with a 14-year-old girl. Nope, no double standard here. Move along, people....
Street sex act girl in court rap: OHMIGOD!!! THE EYE BLEACH!! IT DOES NOTHING!!!
Customer Bills Phone Company For Time Wasted, Gets Paid: And so a cottage industry was born....
Lamar Alexander: 'Coal is a dirty business.': "Clean Coal"...the energy equivalent of "slightly pregnant" and "military intelligence".
Cheney: No One Could Have Predicted The Financial Crisis, Just As No One Foresaw 9/11: NO ONE COULD HAVE PREDICTED THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!
MCCAIN PRAISES OBAMA ON FOX NEWS: So, THAT ONE is doing OK so far??
WATCH: Wolf Blitzer Dances On "Ellen": It's true; white men really CAN'T dance.
Texas Death Row Inmate Pulls Out Eye, Eats It: Well, it's not like he was going to be needing it much longer, anyway, right??
Campbell Brown: Madoff belongs in jail: Nah...how 'bout we just strip him naked, cover him with honey, and stake him to a fire-ant hill in west Texas??
Image Makeover? GOP Weighs Electing First Black Chairman: Hmm...what's the word I'm looking for here? Oh, yeah...."token".