BUSH ASKS NETWORKS FOR PRIMETIME FAREWELL: Only if we get to give him a farewell indictment and a hearing before a war crimes tribunal.
Tiernan wins Oregon GOP chairmanship: Wait, Oregon has a Republican Party?? I moved from one state (Texas) that has no Democrats in any state-wide elected office to Oregon, which has no Republicans in any state-wide elected office. I think I got the better end of the deal.
7 Things I Learned Working on a Pot Farm: Niumber One: Dude!! This job is RIGHTEOUS!!
Police: Elementary Student May Have Traded Sex For Drugs: You're short of cash, and you just want to get high...so what's a 12-year-old girl supposed to do??
WATCH: Bush: I Refused To "Bail Out" GOP By Leaving Iraq: No, you'd much rather allow young Americans to continue dying in the service of your lies and propaganda. Remind me again why he should be under indictment by a war crimes tribunal??
GOP Sees Franken As Public Enemy Number One: 'Cuz Lord knows that having a sense of humor is a criminal offense in Washington....
Teen accidentally doused with gas during bonfire: When using gasoline to prime a bonfire, it's generally recommended that you pour the gasoline on the fire and not on the people standing next to it.
Portland, Vancouver clash over size of new I-5 bridge: Apparently, size really does matter....
Bush Confirms Plan To Write Book: The working title? "My Pet Goat Grows Up".
"Obsessed": Teacher Accused Of Having Sex With Teen 300 Times: "...and we're going to keep doing it until we get it right!"
The Great Boob Bust: Apparently, the economic downturn has resulted in fewer women getting breast implants. This is a bad thing??
Report: Student Auctions Off Virginity For Offers Of Up To $3.7 Million: Once the bidding got up over $100, I was done.