Joe The Plumber's First Report From Israel: "When Someone Hits Me, I'm Going To Unload On The Boy": More trenchant analysis from the Poster Child for Middle American values after this word from our sponsor, "Lib-B-Gon"....
Bush: It 'may be fair' to say that 'Republicans don't like immigrants.': Or non-Christians... or Democrats...or Homosexuals...or women...or minorities...or the poor...ad infinitum, ad nauseum....
Cheney: It doesn't matter that we haven't captured bin Laden: Nor, apparently, do abject failure, lies, and propaganda. When I drift off to sleep at night, I dream about Dick Cheney wearing an orange jumpsuit in a federal lockup. Does that make me a bad person? Or merely one who wants my country back?
Pastor talks tough times: Yeah, like Victoria Osteen knows anything at all about not being able to pay the mortgage or feed her family....
Couple Marries At Taco Bell: There is apparently no truth to initial reports that Victoria Osteen officiated the ceremony, which was held at Taco Bell when heavy rains damaged the couple's double-wide trailer.
Life At -78 Degrees In Alaska: SHRINKAGE!! WE GOT SHRINKAGE!!!
Kanye West Wants To Pose Naked: Yes, you know that you've finally arrived when you become the masturbatory fantasy of millions of gay men....
Gene Robinson: Gay Bishop Giving Obama Inauguration Prayer: We'll see your intolerant, homophobic, uber-Christian preacher and raise you one gay bishop....
Just more evidence that Bush was the worst president ever: Yeah, always breaking new ground, aren't we?? Man, I had NO idea....
Sex in 2009: Five Predictions From HBO's Sexpert: Prediction #1: It's not likely that I'll be getting any....
Republicans' sudden interest in deficit, spending: After eight years of spending like the Liberals they love to pillory, NOW these idjits are suddenly concerned about the ballooning deficit?
Krauthammer: Bush 'took a shoe for the country.': Unlike the 4000+ young Americans who took a bullet or a roadside bomb in Iraq for theirs.
