'Anchorage Daily News' Responds Politely To Sarah Palin's Idiot Emails: Caribou Barbie really ought to have her Internet privileges revoked. Yesterday. Really.
The Olympics did wonders for opening up China: Yeah, now freedom and democracy has spread all OVER China. Or not.
10 Reasons Why George W. Bush Was Such A Very Successful President: Well, he did have a pretty good handle on the Google, didn't he??
Feces-throwing monkey on the loose in Tampa Bay: As luck would have it, the Rays just happen to be looking for some help in their bullpen....
Shopaholic Dies in Avalanche of Clothing: Sometimes the jokes...well, they just write themselves, knowhutimean??
High Schoolers Accused Of Sending Naked Pictures To Each Other: Man, things have changed since we were in high school, haven't they??
Teens bare all on phones: "Sexting"?? And to think we were limited to passing notes in class.
With A Few Days To Go, Bush's Approval Rating... Inches Up: Truly, we are a nation of (&^%$#@ morons.
You can't fire me, I'm drunk!: That does it; I'm moving to Peru....
Apple could face lawsuits over Jobs' health: Yeah, we were told that Jobs would live forever. We want our money back!!!