Top Saudi cleric: OK to wed young girls: Just as long as they're on solid food, eh? Hey, buddy, here in the civilized world we like to call this "child abuse". Then again, you've never really been about the rights of girls or women, have you?
Fred Barnes doesn't bat an eye when C-Span caller and Barnes fan calls Obama 'Mr. Monkey Boy'.: And you wonder why Conservatives are now wandering in the political wilderness?
Norquist Compares The Corporate Tax Rate To Torture, Claims Cutting It Will 'Stop Torturing Corporations': Yeah, Heaven forbid that executives should be denied their God-given right to seven-figure bonuses and private jets.
The Top 43 Appointees Who Helped Make Bush The Worst President Ever: You might think it's easy being the Worst President EVER ©. In reality, you need a LOT of help to suck this badly.
Judge dismisses spring break smut suit: Hey, y'all... if you compete in two wet T-shirt contests, a "banana sucking contest" and a "sexual positions contest"in a public forum, you've pretty much forfeited your right to feign righteous outrage when the pictures and video (inevitably) end up on da Interweb.
Circuit City to close 567 remaining US stores: So, this would be a good time to get a good deal on a new iPod, then??
Navy voyeur filmed naked sailors: Hey, was this the premise for a Village People song??
What a drag - famous celeb movie queens: January is National Drag Queen month. Celebrate wisely- be careful who you feel up in a crowded bar.
Louisiana Senator David "DC Madam" Vitter was the only No vote on Hillary's appointment: Because being a dick means being oblivious to the meaning of "irony".
Pelosi open to investigating Bush administration officials: How 'bout a bit less talk and a LOT more action?
Bush's 2001 inaugural pledge: I will 'call for responsibility and try to live it as well.': As soon as he stepped off the stage, it became "Anything goes".
Fox reporter: Bush 'inherited the 9/11 attacks.': Right.... Jeebus, don't tell me the people at Fox News Channel actually believe the crap they're pedaling?