White Powder Sent to Wall Street Journal, Harvard Law: Uh, that was a mistake, y'all...it's actually crystal meth, and it was supposed to go to the Department of the Interior. Something about snorting it off toaster ovens....
Farewell: 20 More Forgotten Bush Scandals: Surely, you didn't think I was going to let this go just because the Worst President EVER © has been exiled to Texas?
Humble Minnesota Figure Skater Wants To Remind People How Pretty She Is: Hey, come on now...it can't be pretty be that easy, knowhutimean??
Limbaugh: I Fear Obama's Repeal Of Bush-Era Secrecy Rules 'Make It Easier' To Hold Bush To Account: DUHH!!! D'ya think that might be the point of this whole exercise? Memo to Pigboy: ACCOUNTABILITY GOOD!!
Bush Booed At Inauguration: He got off easy. If there was any justice to be had in this world, he would have been arrested.
Deadliest weapon so far... the plague: What Dick Cheney and George W. Bush couldn't do to al-Qaeda, the bubonic plague just might.
California ABC affiliate refuses to air ad promoting same-sex marriage: Yeah, because it's SO much easier to teach people to hate what they're never allowed enough information about to understand.
Hamas Holds Victory Rallies Across Gaza: Hmm...let's see...you've got very little water, almost no electricity, and your hospitals are almost completely paralyzed. If that's your definition of victory, I'd hate to see what defeat looks like in your world.
Graham Endorses 'Indefinite Detention' Of Guantanamo Detainees: Because human rights and the rule of law are SO pre-9.11....
5 Easy Ways to Serve Your Country: Sadly, working to indict George W. Bush isn't on the list. If I was King of the World, it would be number one with a bullet (no pun intended).
