D.C.'s Inauguration Head Count: 1.8 Million: Did you ever think that we'd ever see the day when we'd get this many people stuffed into the National Mall...without a single arrest or major injury? Still, I can't help but wonder how many bladder infections were born on Inauguration Day??
Staff Finds White House in Technological Dark Ages: The Radio Shack TRS-80 on the former President's desk was a dead giveaway, huh??
DICK MORRIS: HERE COMES SOCIALISM: Somewhere, Emma Goldman is smiling.
Boehner's Alternate Reality: Gitmo Detainees Get 'More Comforts Than A Lot Of Americans Get': Yeah, being held without charges or hope of representation...how do I get in on THAT action??
Can you eat a 7 lb. Burrito?: And if you can, can you vomit uninterrupted for 30 minutes?
Limbaugh Claims He's Being Told 'To Bend Over, Grab The Ankles' Because Obama's 'Father Was Black: No, you're being told 'To Bend Over, Grab The Ankles' because you're a total douchebag in love with your own perceived brilliance.
200+ pounds of pot found during traffic stop: If you're going to be running your weed business out of the back of your '77 AMC Pacer, you might want to make sure that your registration tags haven't expired. Just a suggestion.
Kempthorne's farewell address to employees: a 600-slide homage to himself: Cult of personality. Wee no longur haz it.
Palin looking for book deal?: Since when does Sarah Palin have anything of any value to say?
'Wave of violence and murder' makes Tijuana off-limits to U.S. Marines: 'Cuz we all know how Marines HATE violence....
Boozy Aussies hooked on gambling: cleric: You say that like it's a bad thing. Hey, it could be worse; they could be into hookers and blow.
ABC NEWS' Stephanopoulos cried on Inauguration Day: So did millions of other Americans, myself included. What's your point??
