Pope Reinstates Bishop Who Denies The Holocaust: Jewish-Catholic tensions? Wee haz it.
State Department staffers compare Rice to Wicked Witch of the West: Huh...so the broom and the boots kinda gave it away??
Conservatives' 40-Minute Tribute To Bush On House Floor: He Was A 'Knowing Lion' Who 'Walked Among Us': A more astute observer might call him a stumbling ass-clown who couldn't construct a complete sentence to save his life.
Apple fans mark 25 years of Mac devotion: Mmm...hang Bill Gates in effigy we will.
More layoffs expected at Starbucks: Wow...first the baristas...then what? Drug dealers??
Icelandic government becomes first to be brought down by credit crunch: So what do you do when a nation goes bankrupt? Sell it for parts on eBay??
Students 'surviving on £3 a day' while others lord it on £400 a week: This just in: some college students have more money than others. And a Captain Obvious reference in 4...3...2....
How To Use Half-Naked Women To Sell A 1990 Lincoln Town Car: Uh...people actually need instructions for this sort of thing? (BTW, does the girl come with the car??)
Man Arrested After Son Reports Child Porn. Corrections Officer Charged After Son Fixes Computer: If your must know this was #1 on the list of "Things You Might Want To Delete From Your Hard Drive Before You Ask Someone To Fix Your Computer".
Broken penis episode in Grey`s Anatomy sparks frantic internet search among men: Wait...YOU MEAN THAT COULD HAPPEN TO ME????
How Not To Get Out Of A DUI Arrest: Accuse Officer Of Being In KKK: You'd think this would be self-evident....
Too 'gay' item taken off menu: Isn't it about time we all just got over our bad selves?? Yes, it is.