3D Porn To Revolutionize Industry: I'm not sure what it says about humanity when the porn industry often is at the forefront of change and innovation...but it can't be good.
Black Artists Association Slams Michelle Obama's "Kumbaya" Designer Picks: All right, y'all...isn't about time y'all just got over yourselves? Jeebus H. Koresh...lighten up, already...the Obamas are people, not mirrors to reflect your own particular issues, agenda, and/or prejudices.
Move Over, Hooters: New 'Breastaurants' Moving In On Market: My God, I LOVE this country!!
Senior Bush Climate Change Denier Entrenches Herself In Agency: And if that doesn't work, she's planning to hold her breath until she turns blue. After that, maybe a hunger strike, eh?
Conservative Clash: Bennett Slams Limbaugh For Saying He Hopes Obama Fails: Ah, so there are certain depths to which not even Conservatives will sink? Nice to know there's a floor, eh?
Chicken Wing Shortage Threatens To Destroy Super Bowl: Well, then; I suppose this means we'll just have to drink more beer. This is a bad thing??
Beau Breedlove tells of his romance as a 17-year-old with Sam Adams: File this under "Information I could really live without knowing"...please.
Kristol Writes Final NY Times Column: Conservatives "Have A Fair Amount To Be Proud Of": Hmm...let's see...an illegal war, more than 4000 dead American soldiers, almost universal international pariah status, and economy in the toilet. Wow, Conservatives have been busy, haven't they??
Matt Damon: Bill Kristol "An Idiot," Bond A "Misogynist Sociopath": You know, I'm REALLY starting to like Matt Damon....
RAF Top Guns ordered to shoot down alien spacecraft: No doubt with their frickin' laser beams.
Cowboys' Terrell Owens gets reality show on VH1: Hmm...this has to be the first time that "reality" and "Terrell Owens" has been used in the same sentence.
BRIT GIRLS SEARCH WEB FOR SEX: I suppose it's comforting to know that an increasing number of women are also searching for empty, meaningless, sometimes anonymous, and possibly dangerous sex. And here all this time I thought it was a guy thing.