He shoots he scores: Player's sex romp on England pitch: Dino Drpic is my new hero....
Slippery thieves nab a shark: In case you'd been wondering how you might sneak a foot-long shark out of a pet store without being caught....
Knife-Wielding Teen Enraged Over Cell Phone Punish: Let this be a lesson to you, parents. Never, EVER, take away a teenage girl's cell phone privileges.
Obama Gives First Interview As President To Arabic Network Al-Arabiya: OHMIGOD!!!! He really IS an America-hating terrorist sympathizer....
Former Bush Speechwriter: CIA Torturers Are 'American Heroes': Uh...didn't George W. Bush indignantly tell us once upon a time that "America doesn't torture"? Yeah, freedom tickles.
Donny Osmond Lets Slip He'll Be on DWTS: Tonight on "News We Don't Give A Flying (&^% About"....
New Right-Wing Stimulus Myth: Progressives Want To Spend 'Hundreds Of Millions On Contraceptives': Hey, what's the big deal?? All we want to do is sterilize Conservative women.
Downsized Nation: Will the last person with a job please turn off the lights on your way out?
Fox Shows Photos Of Muslim Men: 'Would You Want A Guy Like This Living In Your Backyard?': I could show you pictures of Glenn Beck, Steve King, and Duncan Hunter and ask the same question.
Why I'm Selling My Virginity: And why I'm not selling $3.8 million for it.
House Judiciary chairman subpoenas Karl Rove: Today, the House Judiciary Committee. Tomorrow, and orange prison jumpsuit??
I Am Here: One Man's Experiment With the Location-Aware Lifestyle: Man, if this doesn't give you the creeps, I don't know what will.