Firefighter accused of swiping foot under arrest: : All she need was one more to complete her collection....
Gonzales: I don't think anyone is going to prosecute me: Because I live in my own little fantasy world, where everyone likes me and thinks I'm Da Bomb.
Pope embraces Holocaust-denying Bishop who says the Nazis only killed 300,000 and didn't have gas chambers: Only 300,000? Well, OK, then...they're back on my Christmas card list!
Obama gets Mad mag treatment: When I was a kid, I thought that Mad magazine was the pinnacle of pop culture. So...Barack Obama has truly arrived, then?
1 in 4 Americans believe the Bush administration committed war crimes: Indictments in 4...3...2...uh, wait...WHAT??
Starbucks to Stop Brewing Decaf Coffee After Noon: OK, it's official; the economy really IS in the crapper. Any questions??
How the faceless and amoral world of cyberspace has created a deeply disturbing... generation SEX: Well, there's an obvious solution here, don'tchathink? BAN DA INTERWEB!! What about the children??
Big surprise: FOX News promoting anti-Obama book filled with "falsehoods and red herrings": I am SHOCKED that such a "Fair and Balanced" news outlet is trafficking in Right-wing propaganda. Wait...there's gambling taking place in this establishment???
New Bill Asks For Cameraphones To Go Clickety Clack: Having fixed our economy and all the other pressing problems we faced, Rep.
DUMB@$$Peter King (R-NY) has decided to take on technology he probably doesn't know the first thing about.The WSJ Rewrites History: Because history, like truth, is apparently a moving target.
Unable To Come Up With Real Reasons To Oppose Economic Recovery, Hutchison Goes Into Auto-Attack: Bipartisanship. Wee don't haz it.
Sovereign Bancorp to pay CEO $7.2 million for one month: Wow...I'm in the wrong damn line of work. Oh, and they also laid off 8% of their employees. Corporate greedheads...wee haz them.
