Wall Streeter sues employer over vegetarian taunts: Surprisingly, being a vegetarian doesn't make you a "homo". Who knew??
School holds pole dance class: Man, high school was never like this in my day....
Cost of shoring up U.S. banks may be in trillions: A trillion here...a trillion there...pretty soon you're talking about real money....
Iceland to be fast-tracked to join European Union: Because Lord knows there's nothing the EU needs right now like a bankrupt country with a moribund currency and even worse prospects. Man, the next thing you know they'll be select a gay Prime Minister. Uh, wait....
Closing the Nude Beach Would Leave the Local Economy Soft and Shriveled, Says Nudist: The economy is pink and wrinkled. Film at 11....
Citation alleges public intoxication by Cody man on a white horse: Sadly, the woman in Cody waiting to be swept off her feet by a man on a white horse is still waiting....
Congress gives itself a $4700 pay raise!: Symbolism...wouldn't it be nice if our elected representatives actually grasped the significance of it??
Obama: Blagojevich ouster is the end of a 'painful episode for Illinois.': Yeah, like Rod Blagojevich is the first and last corrupt Illinois politician. Uh...George Ryan, anyone?