Dozens killed in Bangkok nightclub fire: If you woke up this morning with a hangover, be grateful that you're still around to feel something.
Charles Barkley: "I Was Gonna Drive Around The Corner And Get A Blow Job. ": And Barkley wants to be Governor of Alabama? Hell, with this on his resume he could be Governor of New York!
Students taught how to blow nose: Topics to be covered include the proper techniques for booger-flicking and booger-mining. Your tax dollars at work....
Top Powell Aide: Bush Just Like Sarah Palin: Yeah, but Palin's a lot easier on the eyes....
Gonzales: 'What Is It That I Did That Is So Fundamentally Wrong?': "Well, OK...except for politicizing DOJ, approving torture, lying about warrantless wiretapping, and manipulating and falsifying pre-war intelligence?"
The Year In ... Substance Abuse: What would a 2008 retrospective be without a look back at spoiled, brain-dead athletes with more money and blow than common sense?
Krugman: GOP has 'no coherent theory' behind obstructing economic stimulus package: And you wonder why this country is in the state it's in??
Facebook bans breastfeeding photos: Uh, and what is it about breastfeeding that's "obscene"?? Methinks perhaps someone at Facebook needs to remove their anterior from their posterior.
Don't Fire My Husband, NASA Chief's Wife Begs Obama: Is this not just about the most pathetic thing you've ever heard. One of the most virulent supporters of Our Glorious and Benevolent Leader © is begging Barack Obama for his job. Now his wife is getting in on the act. Pathetic....
Bar owner: Smoking ban doesn't legally apply to cigarettes: First, we'll kill all the lawyers...and then the bar owners who think they're free to interpret the law as they see fit.