AirTran apologizes for removing Muslim passengers: Oh, so Flying While Swarthy © ISN'T a crime? Try telling that to the hyper-sensitive passengers who overreacted to a perfectly benign conversation.
Aides: Dems to physically block access to Senate floor if Burris shows up: Failing that, Vinnie the Chin will be standing by to whack Burris if he gets out of line.
Karl Lagerfeld defends fur industry saying 'beasts' would kill us if we didn't kill them: Oh, so wearing fur is really a statement of commitment to the continued existence of the human race? Wow, I had NO idea we were under the shadow of such clear and present danger.
Cornyn promises filibuster on Franken: And if Democrats insist on seating Al Franken, Republican promise to hold their breath until they turn blue.
Bush Gaza Crisis Response: Let Obama Handle It: Now THAT'S leadership!
The Most Ridiculous Political Quote of 2008: And doesn't it just figure that it would involve Sarah Palin? Youbetcha....
Texas Jail Closes After Recliners Found In Cells: That was bad enough, but what really attracted attention were the 62" flat-screen televisions and the on-call hookers.
Thousands Of Shoes Mysteriously Appear On Miami Highway: That's disturbing, because the feet that go in them keep washing up on beaches in British Columbia.
The world's 10 worst places to live: Surprisingly, Detroit and Houston didn't make this year's list. Wait, there are 10 places on Earth that suck worse than Detroit and Houston?
Man charged despite girlfriend telling police she framed him: Because in Arkansas, honest policing is just too damn much work.
Could you live like Jesus for a year? This pastor tried: It was all fun and games until that whole crucifixion thing....
Teen trained to be suicide bomber feels tricked: "You know, when they selected me to be a suicide bomber, I didn't think I was actually going to have to kill myself." Talk about people unclear on the concept....
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