Cubans can now build own houses: Cubans were ecstatic at the news...until they remembered that the average monthly wage in Cuba is $17. Yeah, I know...not going anywhere for awhile??
Palin's son-in-law gets job that may be illegal nepotism job: It would appear that the Wasilla Hillbillies are still at it. What's a ten-letter phrase meaning "abuse of power"? How about "Sarah Palin"....
Kempthorne spent $235,000 in taxpayer money to renovate his bathroom: Hey, maybe he does his best work in the bathroom....
Sheriff: Parents didn't report boy missing for a decade: "Well...uh, we didn't really notice anything out of the ordinary until we went to Johnny's college graduation and Johnny wasn't there."
Beck's response to violence in Gaza: 'Can someone please retract the Jimmy Carter Nobel Peace Prize?': Sure, Glenn; when you give up your radio and TV gigs and take a vow of silence and poverty.
Man will throw Lexus in with home sale: Lexus for sale: Good news: buy the car, and the seller throws in a free house. Bad news: the house is in Houston.
Benefits awarded to beaten Hooters waitress: And the winner for the "2009 Compassionate Employer of the Year" goes to...uh, wait....
RNC candidates: Worst GOP president? Not Bush: Oh, Hell no! He was a man of principled, dignified leadership...who wasn't afraid to sacrifice the lives of a few thousand Americans in pursuit of a corrupt political agenda. Uh, wait....
Laura Bush reaches deal to write memoir: Oh, be still my foolish heart....
Group finds over a dozen lies in Coulter's latest book: Yeah, but fact-checking costs money...and facts are for losers and Libruls, anyway.