Protester Calls for Jews to 'Go Back to the Oven' at Anti-Israel Demonstration: Ah, yes...I just LOVE a reasoned, open, dispassionate debate...don't you??
After Protesting Congress' Recess, Stearns Asks Pelosi To Reschedule Votes So He Can Attend Football Game: Hypocrisy. It's a Republican thing. You wouldn't understand.
The Return Of Schiavo: Conservatives Plan To Revive Embarrassing Debacle To Block Obama's DOJ Nominee: What's a two-word phrase that translates as "the worst sort of mean-spirited partisan scum"? How about "Social Conservative". Like these folks ever gave a tinker's damn about Terri Schiavo....
Porn Bailout: Larry Flynt, Joe Francis Seeking Government Money: Up until now, I'd be optimistic in hoping that our economy might be saved. When porn peddlers are asking for a bailout, though, you know we're circling the drain.
Lindsay Lohan: I Work As Hard As Scarlett Johansson: So do I; what's your point??
Joe The Plumber To Become War Correspondent: Well, he did graduate with honors from the Ohio School of Plumbing and Journalism.
HUBBY DEMANDS $1.5M FROM WIFE FOR KIDNEY: It was all fun and games until she (and his kidney) started sleeping around behind his back. Gentleman, start your lawyers....
French TV claims photos from 2005 showed damage from Israel's Gaza operation: Ah, so truth really IS the first casualty of war....
Man dances naked in front of police: Dumb: man dances naked. Dumb: in front of police officers. Dumbest: yes, alcohol was involved.
Shoe bomb joke at Lambert lands man in jail: Alcohol, dumbasses, and flight attendants seldom make for successful, uneventful flights. They do, however, make for comedy gold.
Lisa Bonet's New Baby: Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa: Uh, what?? How 'bout we just call him "Bubba"? KTHNXBYE!!!
Naked man arrested at Wal-mart: All he wanted was to practice martial arts...and a hug.
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