Card: Obama has brought a 'locker room experience' to the WH with his informal dress code: Hey, guess what, Andy? If Barack Obama can finally bring competent, effective leadership to the White House, he can show up for work in a pink jock strap and glow-in-the-dark nipple clamps for all I care.
'Underwear measurer' gets 44 years: Uh...so when I sent my resume to that company advertising for a "string bikini inspector", that wasn't real? What if I already gave my two-week's notice??
Michelle Obama To Decorate White House With Pottery Barn: In related news, KFC & Dunkin' Donuts will call all state dinners. Hey, there's a recession on...say hello to bad, cheap food....
Senate Republicans Gearing Up To Filibuster Recovery Package Despite Promises To The Contrary: Because if you're a Republican, "loyal opposition" is an oxymoron.
Bruce Springstreen: Wal-Mart Deal "A Mistake": I can handle mistakes, especially when the person who made them takes responsibility (et tu, George W. Bush??)...and doing business with Wal-Mart was a huge mistake.
Saintly intervention; Home sellers, real estate agents say St. Joseph statues help sell the unsellable: ....and they're cheaper than hookers and blow....
Teacher arrested at school: Teacher busted for being drunk during school hours and having sex with students...yawn. But...she's from Bumpass, VA...BumpAss..heh heh.... Gawd, I just LOVES da Interweb.....
Court: No right to shout "douchebag" in a crowded blog: Free speech. Wee no longur haz it. Douchebags....
Police say New Jersey man delivered stolen newspapers for years: Hey, as long as I get my paper every morning...besides, if stolen melons are the sweetest...??
Wallace: It's 'pretty funny' that 'feminists are very angry' about Armey's sexist comments: Yeah, 'cuz there ain't nuthin' funnier than a piggish douchebag making lame, offensive jokes about the distaff half of the population, huh??