Local Politician Has This One Really Good Joke She Needs To Tell You: So, "wrapping fish and finding a good penis enlarger" is a bad thing, then??
African-American Michael Steele Takes Over Fractured GOP: Will He Join In As A Limbaugh Foot Soldier?: Cue the "Uncle Tom" references in 4...3...2.... Hey, just sayin'....
Russia And China Slam U.S. Economic System, Blaming It For Financial Crisis: Yeah, 'cuz it sure beats the Hell out of accepting responsibility for your share of the global economic catastrof--k, eh?? Yes, it does....
I've Got the World's Biggest Boobs: Sheyla Hershey's massive 38KKK breasts have been declared the world's biggest boob job: And the erotic appeal of this sort of mammary excess would be...what, exactly?? Yes, you may have the world's biggest boobs, but methinks mayhaps you're the world's biggest boob.
Nipple Piercing Hurts: NEWS FLASH!!! Having a metal rod pierce your nipples is apparently pretty (&^%$#@ painful. Who knew?? Film at 11! Or not....
Free speech is alive and well: Or not. What is it that these maroons are so afraid of, anyway??
Afghan war is Obama's 'Vietnam': Newsweek: And let's not forget who left him the mess, 'kay??
Report: Olympic Champion Michael Phelps Photographed Smoking Bong: Oh, the humanity!! The horror!!! How will we protect our precious, impressionable children from the depravity of it all??
AIG to pay $450M in bonuses to retain 400 people who lost $34 billion: Congratulations, y'all!! Man, if this is success, I'm not sure I need to know what failure looks like in their world.
Starbucks Eliminates Coffee, Cups, Stir-thingies: In a desperate effort to remain viable in this economy, Starbucks core business will be limited to Swedish massages and hand jobs.
Herbert Hoover Lives: Ah, the four recessionary food groups: McDonalds, Campbell's soup, Hershey's chocolate, and Spam.
Bar girl Louise, 25, scours net for sex with strangers: When a man does it, he's a stud. When a woman does it, she's a 24-karat slut. Nope, no double standard here....