CNN's Campbell Brown Challenges Limbaugh To Economic Stimulus Debate: Frankly, I hope it happens, because Brown would embarrass Pigboy something terrible. Facts and truth will always defeat nasty rhetoric, cheap insults, and useless noise. And Rush Limbaugh is the living, breathing embodiment of useless noise.
Palin shoes net $2,025: I've been told that if you're wearing the shoes and you click your heels together three times, Katie Couric will spontaneously combust.
New RNC Chair Steele: Bipartisanship Is Overrated: Yeah, because solving problems and moving this country forward is for losers and Liberals.
Alaska Lawmakers Question Palin's Focus As Governor: Gee, you'd think they'd be questioning her competence, eh?
So I got a call from the Westboro Baptist Church on Friday....: If you're pissing off the trolls, you're clearly doing something right....
Bailed Out Bank of America Sponsors Super Bowl Fun Fest: Morgan Stanley Hosts Conference at 5-Star Resort in Palm Beach: Your tax dollars at work. Don't worry; your bailout will be coming...well, never, actually....
Loyal Bushies Create Bush-Cheney Alumni Association Website To 'Help Build A Lasting Legacy': I hear it's going to be called the "National Association for the Advancement of Criminal Ineptitude".
Senior Citizens Arrested For Costco Robbery: Apparently it was Green Acres Nursing Home's weekly scavenger hunt.
Barney Frank: 'The largest spending bill in history is going to turn out to be the war in Iraq.': And where, I wonder, was the Republican sturm und drang of outrage over that??
Pope promotes to Bishop man who said Hurricane Katrina was God's revenge on New Orleans for being too gay-friendly: Christian charity and tolerance. Wee haz it. Or not.
Smithsonian Institution wants Aretha Franklin's Inauguration Day hat: Apparently, the Air and Space Museum has a spot in it's satellite installation already picked out for it.
Porn interrupts Super Bowl broadcast in Tucson: Uh huh. So how come nothing like this ever happens on my television??