Poll: Majority Of Republicans Want Party To Be More Like Palin: You mean attractive, vacant, mean-spirited, yet full of overly-simplistic solutions designed to appeal to those sheeple with the IQ of a can opener? Now there's a recipe for inspired and insightful leadership, eh?
Drunk Reveler Urinated On Patriots Quarterback Matt Cassel At Super Bowl Party: DUDE!! If that thing's going to go off, will you PLEASE point it in another direction??
India Set To Unveil $20 Laptop: Rumor has it that the functionality will be very limited. Apparently, you'll only be able to download naked pictures of Danica Patrick and Ann Coulter.
Steele's Uninformed New Talking Point: No Government Has Ever Created A Job: If a Republican repeats a talking point enough it eventually ipso facto becomes the truth...which explains why the GOP is such a (&^%$#@ mess these days, no??
Why Did The NFL And NBC Ban A Marriage Equality Ad From Running During The Super Bowl?: Because it's still easier to sow divisiveness and hatred than love and appreciate someone for their humanity...that's why.
ESPN issues apology for homophobic NBA ad, ad pulled: OK, great...but shouldn't we also be asking how this sort of thing was even allowed to happen in the first place? Someone made the decision to run the ad...so shouldn't there be some accountability involved?? Just sayin'....
Road sign warns of dinosaurs ahead: Hmm...zombies in Texas. Dinosaurs in Indiana. What's next? Republicans in California??
GP 'told husband he was treating for depression: I'm having an affair with your wife': Oddly enough, the husband failed to see the humor in his being cuckolded. Go figure....
Highway Open After Massive Cocoa Spill on I-79: Late yesterday, the Governor of West Virginia announced that I-79 will henceforth be known as the "Hershey Highway". Apparently, irony is not dead.
St. Pete cops: Teen arsonists were 'bored': If you live in Floriduh and you were wondering what your teenager may have done for entertainment over the weekend, you might want to check his room for Molotov cocktails. Is that gasoline I smell, son??
Bailed Out Banks Still Spending Millions On Teams: Your tax dollars at work. Or not. Your bailout not coming in 4...3...2....
Man sentenced to 30 lashes after flouting no smoking ban on Saudi Arabian flight: Yeah, that sounds about right.