Kinkonomics: As the economy takes a spanking, many women are turning to freelance fetish work to supplement their incomes: Say what you will, but isn't this simply supply and demand at it's best and most basic?
SOS --- Sonics fans coming to Portland to
protestcheer: Finally, Portland has something that Seattle doesn't.
Obamas Read To DC School Children In Surprise Stop: No, "My Pet Goat" wasn't on the reading list.
Stimulus Brings Out City Wish Lists: Neon for Vegas, Harleys for Shreveport: One man's stimulus is another's pork-barrel clusterf--k, no?
A Detailed Analysis of the Republican Leadership in Cartoon Form: Why not? The GOP as currently constituted is a joke, anyway.
Call for pope to step down over Holocaust denier: If Benedict XVI is a man of God, then I'm the Queen of England...and trust me, you do NOT want to see me in a tiara.
Forgetful cop fined over public toilet gun gaffe: You know, no matter how hard I try, I just can't seem to come up with a humorous way to pair "gun" with "public toilet". Sometimes, I guess you just have to let the jokes write themselves.
Merkel challenges Vatican over Holocaust denial: 1939 called; they want their labor camps and ovens back.
Obama to introduce executive pay limits for bailed out companies: Look, y'all; if you can't live off $400,000 a year, then let me try. I think I could manage to scrape by, knowhutimean??
27-year-old man arrested while meeting teen for sex: Yeah, but what in the HELL is up with that haircut??
Separating rival Hispanic gangs has reduced prison violence: NEWS FLASH.... When prisons separate inmates who want to kill one another, violence goes down. Who knew??
Doctor 'told patient not to swing from chandeliers during sex': Unless, of course, you're wearing a helmet....