Bill Nelson Wants to Keep Snakes Off Planes: Well, thank GOD someone finally has the foresight and courage to tackle this problem. Yep, there's nothing that can ruin a flight faster than having a snake slithering up my pants leg.
Studies: Smoking bans decrease heart attacks: OK, so remind again why smoking bans are bad....
Treasury Overpaid On Bank Bailout: I'm shocked- SHOCKED!!- that the Bush Administration failed to provide effective (or, really, ANY) oversight on what was done with the bailout billions.
Suspect Peanuts Sent to Schools: Hey, who's going to care about a bunch of poor kids, anyway??
Holocaust-Denying Bishop Refuses To Recant Without Seeing "Proof": Perhaps a trip to Auschwitz might be in order??
Supporters Of $1.3 Trillion Bush Tax Cuts In 2001 Now Call $900 Billion Recovery Plan Billion 'Too Much': 'Cuz EVERYONE knows that tax cuts are the solutions to all of our economic problems...right??
U.S. investigation of Chicago police torture widens to include colleagues of Jon Burge: It turns out that the Chicago police tortured more people than anyone at Guantanamo Bay ever did. That's OK, I wasn't using my civil liberties, anyway.
World Bravely Soldiers On Two Years After Anna Nicole's Death: Life goes on...if only because it must.
Krugman: How Can There Be Bipartisanship When GOP 'Take Their Marching Orders From Rush Limbaugh?': Because bipartisanship has nothing to do with it.
Man loses 160 pounds on unique diet: The man lost 160 lbs. eating nothing but garlic and onions. It's called the "Don't Come Near Me" Diet.
Faux MD, paramedic arrested: If you believe that a real doctor practices medicine in in a parking lot on the tailgate of his truck...well, you might just be a rednceck. 'Course, this IS Lousiana we're talking about.
Singing the blues, again -- Memphis No. 2 on misery index: Hmm...Houston didn't even make the top 10. Sorry, but a "Top Ten Most Miserable Cities" list without Houston on it seems incomplete.