Saudi Princess Says She's Ready To Drive: How sad is it that, in the 21st century, we're even having to have this conversation. WOMEN ARE NOT PROPERTY. Any questions?
Cornyn Skipped Stimulus Vote To Meet With GOP Donors In New York: John Cornyn: the very definition of "empty suit". Yes, Texas has exactly the quality of representation they deserve: careless, clueless, and built to stay that way.
People clueless about geography: Don't know much about...well, much of anything, really. All I know about biology is what my girlfriend taught me....
Dating Advice: 7 Things Men Really Find Romantic: How credible can a list be when it omits porn and beer?
Jealous Girlfriend Tries To Get Woman Deported: Hey, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do, right?
Boulder Man Hit By Car While Playing 'Chicken': Yes...and I know you'll be shocked by this...there was alcohol involved. Yeah, who knew, right??
Teacher Accused Of Having Sexual Relationships With Students: This is still newsworthy?? Sing along with me, will you?? Unoriginal...that's what you are....
Suspect accused of illegally injecting silicone, saline into women's buttocks: No, this is not what they meant when they asked for a "booty call".
Porn star to challenge Vitter for U.S. Senate: My. God. I. LOVE. Politics. Besides, do you really think David Vitter could embarrass himself any more than he already has?
Krugman: Cuts to Senate stimulus package just threw out 600,000 jobs: Because leadership takes courage, vision, and foresight...words you will never hear used in conjunction with the phrase "Senate Republicans".
After discussing sexism toward women journalists, Kurtz asks Couric about her 'new hairstyle.': Irony. Wee haz it. Lotz of it.
Dem Senator Ben Nelson Shoots Back At Paul Krugman, Nonsensically: As much as I hate to run down a fellow Democrat, Ben Nelson is a (&^%$#@ idiot who knows just enough to be dangerous and more than enough to do significant damage. Here's an idea, Senator: LEAD, FOLLOW, OR GET THE HELL OFF THE BUS!