There's a Bullet Shortage, Get Ready for the Apocalypse: Wow, I suppose we'll just have to be more creative in the ways we find to kill one another. Somehow, I think humanity is up to the challenge.
Pot Activists Urge Boycott Of Kellogg For Dropping Phelps: Dude, just don't ask us to boycott Cheetos, 'kay??
Ohio GOP Rep. Forced To Retract Claim That FDR Caused The Depression: Revisionist history. Wee haz it.
From Valedictorian to Poker Star to Sports Illustrated Bikini Model: Amazing what you can accomplish with a nice rack and a great body, eh??
Conservative Media Echo Chamber Promotes Right-Wing Health Care Propagandist Betsy McCaughey: Because Josef Goebbels was right: repeat a lie often enough and it will eventually come to be accepted as Gospel.
Taliban feel pinch of world financial crisis: In a news conference yesterday, Mullah Omar was heard to utter, "Where's our (&^%$#@ bailout??"
On Darwin's 200th birthday, only 39 percent of Americans believe in evolution: Because let's face it; America is a nation of (&^%$#@ morons. How else would you explain George W. Bush??
Clever dog uses snow bank to climb up on roof: This just in: it's snowing in North Dakota. Film at 11....
McCain casts lone 'no' vote against DC voting rights: Taxation without representation. Uh, didn't we start a revolution over that once upon a time?
'Long gun' nothing but sticks: This is what happens when "zero tolerance" meets "zero common sense".
Bailed-out firms rename their cash bonuses as 'retention awards.': Rebranding- the way to save our moribund economy. It's not a "recession"...it's a "transitional economic phase". There; doesn't that feel better??
Cheers! Yeast gene map could mean better beer: Tonight on the Guy News Channel....