Porn Star Wants Larry Flynt To Run Her Campaign Against Vitter: Oh, why the Hell not? Just in case the irony of it all is lost on anyone with half a brain....
Iraq attacks account for more than half of global suicide terrorism since 1981: So, how's that there "Global War on Terror" workin' out fer ya??
Obama advisers conclude efforts at bipartisanship were misguided: Memo to Republicans: (&^% you; you had your chance to play ball. You dropped the ball. Now it's time to lead, follow, or GET THE HELL OFF THE BUS!
Keith Olbermann's "Anatomy Of A Smear" Debunks Stimulus Attack: Just because it's a Big Lie doesn't mean it's deserving of becoming the truth.
SLIDESHOW Of Michelle Obama's Hairstyles: A Retrospective: 'Cuz apparently it was a slow news day.
SHOCKING 9 OUT OF 10 PARENTS SWEAR IN FRONT OF CHILDREN: Ungrateful little (&^%s, aren't they??
Council OKs littering ordinance: Welcome to Norman; check your constitution at the city limits, y'all....
Axelrod hits back at Andy Card: 'We have to roll up our sleeves and clean up the mess.': Stand back...people with vision and commitment at work. This could get messy....
Ohio Woman Pleads Guilty To Exercising Husband To Death: Wimp....
GOP Dead Set Against 59th Democratic Senator: Uh...who (&^%$#@ cares what the GOP thinks??
Bush Library Struggling To Raise Funds: Just when I'd begun to think that there really isn't any justice in this world....
RNC Chair Steele On GOP: "No Reason, None, To Trust Our Word": This is what happens when you reveal yourself to be a clueless, self-absorbed collection of liars and cheats more concerned with your own career prospects than the good of the nation. May y'all rot in Hell.